Our rating system is meant to be accurate if a bit tongue in cheek.
While we are highly educated in these matters, ratings nevertheless are based our own experiences and opinions.
Graphical Rating
Description
The 5 chilli rating is our HGHEST rating
and means HOT HOT HOT and an absolute MUST HAVE!
The 4.5 chilli rating is our SECOND HIGHEST rating
and means it's PRETTY HOT!
The 4 chilli rating is our GOOD rating
and means it's STILL PRETTY HOT!
The 3.5 chilli rating is our PRETTY GOOD rating
and means it should be in your arsenal!
The 3 chilli rating is our FAIR rating
and means it should be in your arsenal IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT!
The 2.5 chilli rating is our SO - SO rating
and means YOU CAN DO WITHOUT IT!
The 2 chilli rating is our NAH! rating
and means YOU HAVE TO BE BORED TO GET IT!
The 1.5 chilli rating is our WHAT WERE THEY THINKING rating
and means YOU HAVE TO BE A LOOSER to spend money on this!
The 1 chilli rating is our LOWEST rating
and means you may want to add this to your arsenal just for shits & giggles!
The half chilli rating is our JUST TOO HORRIBLE rating
and means DO NOT - we repeat - DO NOT BOTHER!
